Buttery French Bread

You may think that it would be crazy to make a post about french bread with butter, because everyone knows how to make it. No. This bread is so good I think the idea of it came from heaven. So here is how to make it:

• Buy an alburtsons french bread.
• Bring it home and cut a thin slice off, then butter it.
• Put the bread on a plate and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds.
• Take the delicious item out and....................EAT IT CRAZY!