KEM's food.com

CHICKEN ALFREDO

2010-05-08T16:55:00.000-07:00

Hello, it is me again and I have a new recipe: Chicken Alfredo.

Buy your favorite type of noodles, and start a boil with water in a pan.
When it`s ready, pour the bag of noodles in.
While that`s going, cook up some chicken until it is browned perfectly. (the way you like them).
I hope you have white sauce, otherwise you`re going to the store again.
The noodles should be ready by now, so put them in a bowl on the table. The chicken should also be ready by now so get a plate and put them on the table too. Also the white sauce.
How to eat it: First put some of the noodles on your plate. Then, put some chicken pieces on top of it. Finally pour some white sauce on and mix together. On Your Marks Get Set................ EAT!

Buttery French Bread

2010-01-10T17:59:00.000-08:00

You may think that it would be crazy to make a post about french bread with butter, because everyone knows how to make it. No. This bread is so good I think the idea of it came from heaven. So here is how to make it:

Buy an alburtsons french bread.
Bring it home and cut a thin slice off, then butter it.
Put the bread on a plate and put it in the microwave for 10 seconds.
Take the delicious item out and....................EAT IT CRAZY!

celebration chips

2009-12-20T15:57:00.000-08:00

First you are going to need : chips, a plate, shredded cheese, a microwave, and leftover taco meat (if you don't have any it's okay). Put the chips on the plate, and sprinkle some shredded cheese and taco meat on it. Slide it in the microwave for 1 minute. When it's done, take it out, let it cool and..........................................EAT IT!!!!!!!

pasta

2009-07-22T12:19:00.000-07:00

Get some long string noodles and cook them until they are bendable.
Put that aside and start making the topping.
Cut up some spinich into a small bowl.
Then grill some chicken any way your family does. When it`s done cut it up into a small bowl too.
Next be ready to have cheese like parmasan or anything
Have some tamato sauce too.
Get a big bowl to mix them.
Take the noodles and put some on a plate with the sauce on top.
GIVE IT A TRY!

Summer

2009-07-11T09:57:00.000-07:00

I`m very busy during the summer. So it`s not mmyy fault if I don`t get to write a lot. But I`ll write sometimes. BYE!

Stitches

2009-06-23T17:34:00.000-07:00

Well, I didn`t know which blog to write this on, but I dicided kemsfood because it`s the original blog. So, Spencer is at scout camp, and the rest are here. I was taking a walk with my whole family except mom was at home. Grandma and grandpa were here to, when we were at the turn to the creek, I started a race. My sister was on the two wheeler and I was running. I told her to look at the road and not me. I thought I would win sense I`m fast. Instead I ended up taking a spill beside the road. I got a chunk out of my knee, and ended up in the E.R. for father`s day evening. THE END.

Chicken Wings (my version)

2009-06-09T17:44:00.000-07:00

Get some cooked chicken that is jarred, a big meat slice. Next cut the chicken with a sharp knife shaped like a chicken with wings. (Don`t worry if you are a bad artist it`s for eating). Melt some butter and crush some croutons by putting in a bag + a rolling pin to smash it. Pour both in separate bowls. Roll the shaped chicken pieces in the butter one at a time, and then in the smashed croutons. Get a pan and put it on it. When you have all of the chicken pieces on the pan, cook it for 8 min. on the stove for medium tempature. When it beeps let it cool and .................... TIME TO EAT!

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2009-05-29T12:29:00.000-07:00

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Nachos

2009-05-29T12:11:00.000-07:00

Get or Grab some tortilla chips, shreded cheese, frozen meat to cook, salsa, sour cream, olives, green onoins, tomatos, and black beans. Cook the meat, cut the tomatos, green onoins,and olives. Set them out on the table for lunch or dinner. Put what you like together and have a nacho.

ice cream poem

2009-05-29T12:02:00.000-07:00

I want a scoop of ice cream, it will be a miracle dream. It`s like a treat, I like to eat.Yum in my tum. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

woop cream with strawberries

2009-05-29T11:43:00.000-07:00

Buy a box of strawberries.
Buy some woop cream.
Clean the strawberries.
Put the woop cream on the red fruit.

Buy+ Buy+ Clean+ Put=Something delious!

Cinamon Milk

2009-05-24T16:53:00.000-07:00

2 c. non daily creamer. 2 c.milk powder. 2 c. sugar. 2 T. cinamon. pur all in a jar and stir around. You can use the jar if you want it again and again. Get a measuring cup 1/2 full of water. Put the measuring cup in the microwave for about a minute. Get a regular spoon and a cup. Take the spoon and scoop 3 scoops of the ingredeints in the jar, one at a time, and pour in the cup. Then pour a quarter of the water in the cup, and stir together. Your ready!

red pepper fillings/rice chicken

2009-05-24T16:26:00.000-07:00

Get a red pepper, and cut it`s top off.
Take the knife and put it inside, and cut in a circle to get the stringy parts off.
Before you did anything you should have bought some rice and chicken, or if your just reading first that would be fine. So go get some now.
Cut the chicken up and put it in with the rice, but don`t cut the rice.
Cook the red pepper and rice and chicken for a half an our for 350 degrees.

Well, your done so start eating now. Oh, silly sally

Greetings

2009-05-23T12:28:00.000-07:00

Hi, hello, nice meeting you, Bye, Bye! See ya on my next post!
(P.S. I was bored).

Letters

2009-05-23T11:40:00.000-07:00

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P.S. This is for 2-4 year olds who get on the computer and don`t know what to do.

bluffins

2009-05-22T11:05:00.000-07:00

Take the number of people in your family of eggs, a bowl, ham, cheese, and put them on the counter. One at a time, crack one egg in each bowl and take any shell pieces out then drop two drops of milk on it, stir it, and cover it with a paper towl, put it in the microwave for 54 sec. exactly. When it is done take it out by the edges, put a slice of the cheese on it, and a ham piece on it. Then get two pieces of bread toast them, and with a fork, slide the egg in the bowl w/ the cheese and ham on the toast. Your DONE!

restraunts I like

2009-05-19T19:29:00.000-07:00

Restraunts I like have your food in a flash, I like them so much I wish I could dance! They`re all real good, it`s well understood, and they are: Romeo`s, Wendy`s, Grandma`s Cafe, Zip`s, Pizza Hut, and 4 bees that`s gone. It`s a short paragraph, I know it quite great, but that`s all I can do because I`m only just eight!

kumquats for dinner

2009-05-19T18:58:00.000-07:00

Once up on a time there were kumquats served on the dinner table. My sister had went to the store with my mom and only wanted to get them because she said and thought " they were so cute''. When we started to eat them, I said it hurt my tongue, my mom said it was to tart, my brother spit it out, my sister loved them, and last of all my dad had to eat everybodys kumquats except my sister's, and couldn't keep a straight face. He started the first one when I was turned to the fridge and he said wow! I did not recanize the voice. Then I saw him and COULD NOT stop watching. Later on the 3rd or 4th one............................ his face went bazurk! P.S. never have kumquats for dinner.
Poor dad.

pancakes for breakfast

2009-04-21T15:50:00.000-07:00

Get these ingredients:

3 eggs and 1/2 cup milk-- beat with a whisk
Add 1 cup flour and beat til smooth
Beat in 1 1/2 cups milk, 1/2 tsp. salt and 4 T. melted butter.

Cook in a pan on the stove til both sides are golden brown.

Put on plate wait till cooled. Then put either jam, butter, woopcream, syrup, powdered sugar, or fruit. Eat now please.

tasty toast

2009-04-18T17:46:00.000-07:00

Run to your kitchen and grab a bag of bread. Put it in the toaster, so when the toast pops up get it to put it on a plate. Get some butter, and powdered sugar. Butter the toast, then sprinkle the powdered sugar on the toast. You can do what you need to do. (Made by my brother).

Do not do this

2009-04-02T10:18:00.000-07:00

You might wonder why people say "don`t put that in the microwave". It`s because if you put medal in, in 10 sec. it will spark, 20 sec. it will have a medium fire in the microwave, and 30 sec. microwave will EXPLODE! BOOM! boom! Only use plastic, glass, paper, cardboard, and ciramic. Then you will be safe.(if you do do this your kitchen will only blow up).

cinonom sticks

2009-04-01T20:50:00.000-07:00

Start out by making roll dough, and when that is done, get a bowl out and fill it with cinonom. Get the dough, brake it into as much peices as you like. Roll them with your hand so they look like sticks. Next, take a dough stick and roll it in the cinonom in the bowl. Keep doing it until they run out. Put them on a pan, and bake for 10 - 12 minutes at 350 degrees. When it is done you know what to do.

choclate covered strawberries

2009-03-28T11:30:00.000-07:00

(Listen it is very good.) Go run or drive to a good store with good strawberries. Then, when you are home, get a PLASTIC bowl out and choclate chips. Next, grab both the items and pour the choclate chips in the bowl. Put the bowl in the microwave for 30 seconds. Check it, and put it back in for 10 seconds. Then, it should be ready. Finally dip a strawberry in........... EAT IT CRAZY!

meatball sandwitches

2009-03-26T15:05:00.000-07:00

First, buy buns, shreaded cheese, a crock pot from the Pampered Chef people, and frozen meatballs. Then, get the frozen meatballs and the crock pot out. Get the crock pot and plug it in. Pour the meatballs in the crock pot.Bake it for about a half a day. Next, get a spoon and scoop some meatballs from the crock pot. After that, put the meatballs in between one bun and the other. Get the shreaded cheese out and sprinkle the cheese on top of the meatballs. Finally, put the bun on top of it. Good eatings!

pumpkin cookies

2009-03-26T14:40:00.000-07:00

1st Make some pie dough. 2nd Cut it into small circles. (flat, as many as you can get.)Then, pour cinonom in the middle. After that, take 4 sides and push them together then push any more holes together that you see. Get a small bowl with cinonom and roll the ball of dough in it. Next,put a choclate chip in the middle. Get the ball of dough,and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 400 degrees. Now you are absolutly posativly done!

pizzas

2009-03-25T18:14:00.000-07:00

You all know what pizzas are so, I can start the recipe. First, get pizza dough ingredents out, tamato sauce, and yummy types of toppings. Make pizza dough, and put it on a plate. spread the tomato sauce on the dough. Then, put the other foods on top. Next, put the plate in the oven for 20 minutes at 425 degrees. When it is done, Bon appitie!

Tortilla pizzas

2009-03-25T16:54:00.000-07:00

Tortilla pizzas does sound crazy but is very yummy. This is what you do: Get out a tortilla, a can of tomato sauce, and cheese. Or other things to put on the pizza. Take the tortilla and put it on a plate. Spread the tomato sauce on the tortilla. Sprinkle the cheese on it. Then, put the other things on top. Next, put the tortilla pizza in the microwave for 45 seconds. When it is done, take it out. After that, with an adult, cut it into as many peices as you want. Done!

Hints for Good Pies

2009-03-25T16:34:00.000-07:00

The pie book and the Valentine pie were just showing you how crazy my food can be. Here are some hints for good pies: If your making pies with fancy covers on the pies or plain ones this is what you do. Make the dough, (twice as much) put as much that fits in the pan. (there should be some leftover.) Put the filling in the pan with the dough in it. Then, use the leftover dough to make the plain or fancy cover on top of the fillings. Next, design the cover or not. If you do, it does not have to be perfect. After that put the almost done pie in the oven for 15 minutes at 400 degrees. When it beeps your Done! (P.S. add any topping on your pie.) More hints for pies with no tops: Start out by making the dough (just as much to fit the pan.) Then, put the dough in the pan and decorate the edges. Put the pan in the oven for 15 minutes at 400 degrees. Take the crust in the pan out of the oven. Pour the filling in. Next, if you want to, decorate the top with anything you want. Done!

The Pie Book

2009-03-19T18:14:00.000-07:00

VALEN-TINE PIE

Hi, my name is Kelsey and this is the cover of my pie book. There are some mess up recipes in here, so I am going to not show you the pages. Instead I am going to write them down good here.1st recipe: (Valentine pie) ingredents: Topping: you'll need, woopcream, sprinkles, and conversation hearts. Dough: you'll need flour, salt, butter, water, and sugar. Filling: the filling depends on the size of the pan. The filling is pudding any type. directions: make dough, put dough in the pan, decorate edges, put the pan in your oven. set your oven for 400 degrees and for about 15 minutes when dough is done in the oven, let it cool for about 5 minutes. Then, fill the crust with the pudding ,and then decorate the top with conversation hearts and sprinkles. DONE!