kumquats for dinner

Once up on a time there were kumquats served on the dinner table. My sister had went to the store with my mom and only wanted to get them because she said and thought " they were so cute''. When we started to eat them, I said it hurt my tongue, my mom said it was to tart, my brother spit it out, my sister loved them, and last of all my dad had to eat everybodys kumquats except my sister's, and couldn't keep a straight face. He started the first one when I was turned to the fridge and he said wow! I did not recanize the voice. Then I saw him and COULD NOT stop watching. Later on the 3rd or 4th one............................ his face went bazurk! P.S. never have kumquats for dinner.
Poor dad.